Mr. Tolstoi

Aha, ha, ha!
Soviet Russia
Ugh!
Give me tea, Mr. Tolstoi
I lost my mind in the water
Need some bread to relieve this matter
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
She became a cheater
And he wanted me to be her
So I gave in like an animal, animal, animal, animal
Up goes down
Down goes up
Sugar and syrup in a cup
When I’m on top I just can’t stop!
Hippidity-dippity-hip-hop-hop
I want Raskolnikov to be inside of me
I want Sonya’s eyes
I want Sonya’s eyes
Two and two together
And all you get is a man in disguise
A man in disguise
Give me pride, Dostoevsky
Give me pride, Dostoevsky
I’m dead, I’m dead, I’m dead
Like a mannequin
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
I want you to be the death
I want you to be the death
Of me, of me
Deny me satisfaction…
Satisfaction and his fraction
Satisfaction and his fraction
Satisfaction and his fraction
Satisfaction and his fraction
I want Raskolnikov
To be inside of me
I want Sonya’s eyes
I want Sonya’s eyes
Two and two together
And all you get
Is a man in disguise
A man in disguise
It’s only in your eyes
It’s only in your eyes
It’s only in your eyes
It’s only in your eyes
It’s a man in disguise
It’s a man in disguise
And I’m in love with Clint Eastwood
I want to be American someday!